To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.
Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.
by Senlathiel February 19, 2011
Get the Koch-blocked mug.It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.
Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
Abbreviation: PB'ed
Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!
Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...
Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.
Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...
Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.
Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013
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-Do you want to get bronked?
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Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.
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"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
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