Blonk

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing
Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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