Definitions by DingoInDenver

blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.

They are definitely going to be blonking tonight

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing

Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?

Blonk by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015