blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

blondeislost

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.

She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.

by TIZReporter October 15, 2005

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

Blondeism

The power of blondes, and rejecting blonde stereotypes

Legally blonde is a movie about feminism and blondeism

by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.

"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"

by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

blondezilla

A bipolar somewhat agressive, easily agitated daughter with blonde hair.

Sam:"shhhh...don't wake blondezilla.

by Hat696968 March 4, 2017

blondilicious

A sexy, thick, voluptuous blonde all rolled into one!

AbbyOS is hella blondilicious. I gotta go meet her...

by gamechanger75 October 24, 2011