blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

bloodeyed

Extreme reddening and burning of the eyeball when free-basing and other forms of THC ingestion.

I'm completely "bloodeyed" my parents are gonna find out dude.

by Cutcron October 28, 2009

blondecest

when two blond people date and they just look so alike that they seem like they are related.

debbie: omg did you see? kylie and luke just started dating..

jessica: ewwww that seems like total blondecest... yuck

debbie: i mean they are stepsiblings

by borntouwu April 12, 2023

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.

"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"

by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

blondetelligent

//pronounced: blond-tell-ee-gent//

describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.

guy1: OMG! how can she be doing calculus? She's blonde!
guy2: Yea, but she's blondetelligent.

by shhjusfor1sec August 11, 2010

blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)

Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.

by scott mccowan July 29, 2007