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blizzard 

1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)
Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"

Gal - "erm that's not snow"

or

Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"

Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"
blizzard by Arronax September 1, 2006
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Blizzard 

When the male shakes his penis vigorously over his girlfriends face while he is cumming to create a blizzard like effect.
Yo man! I gave my girlfriend a blizzard last night in the back seat of the car and she had nothing to wipe it off with so she had to get out and wipe her face on the grass.
Blizzard by Detroit What MOFO December 7, 2010

blizzard 

1) The company who made such games like Starcraft, the Warcraft series, and Diablo series. Earlier games included the likes of The Lost Vikings.
1a) Your gods.
2) An ice storm
1. "Dude blizzard made a game!" "Must... buy... game..."
2. "Dude the blizzard killed your mom!" "Yay!"
blizzard by Sheath February 25, 2003

Blizzard 

the act of ejaculating into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it
after i had sex with that bitch last night I gave her a blizzard
Blizzard by hplg December 12, 2009

blizzard 

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.
warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.
blizzard by bobertdude January 26, 2009

Blizzard 

An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.
Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.
Blizzard by ugetit? August 27, 2016

Blizzard 

A game company that thinks "soon" is a month++
We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.
Blizzard by DeathKiller October 23, 2004