blizzard

When you skeet in a bitch's ass then she farts and it all flies out.

Goddamn! That bitch gave me a blizzard in the middle of August

by Tryshavingho April 19, 2006

blizzard

When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.

Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.

by Anpistom November 3, 2020

blizzard

1) A video game company who says they will release a game in 1999 but actually releases it in 2003. This has happened twice.

1a) A video game company that makes a game, monkeys with it for 5 months, screws it up, leaves it for dead and makes another game, yet strangly enough keep winning awards.

2) My favorite treat at dairy queen.

1. I fucking hate blizzard.
2. I fucking love blizzards!

by 1998 April 2, 2004

blizzard

An expletive that arised after the North American release of World of Warcraft to describe the gaming company's actions or negative things that occur in game.

"That blizzarding ninja-looter!"
"OMBG-Oh my blizzarding god!"
"B' that"

by Carolyn March 6, 2005

blizzard

A large ammount of cocaine

talking so quickly with so much ease
i think you might have just snorted a blizzard

by kokhed April 17, 2006

blizzard

Supporter of the nerds of America.

If it weren't for Blizzard, what would nerdy kids sit around at home doing in their rooms all day on the computer besides gay porn?

by cool June 10, 2003

blizzard

After smoking ten blunts, thus smoking two blizzies, you have unleashed a blizzard.

"Shit, baby, I smoked so much last night, it was a fucking blizzard."

by Spoof January 25, 2005