Blendette

A word originating from the game Dead by Daylight that refers to a Prestige 3 Claudette Morel player. Claudette is infamous in DbD for her extremely dark colour palette and thus, is abused by immersed players, which you cannot even see on certain parts of maps.

Streamer: “Ugh, 3 Blendettes joined the lobby. Time to put on a mori!”

by Your Kahnum September 19, 2019

Blonde Boyz

A group of boys who will steal your hearts. The gang consists of three members: Ethan, Tommy and Jerome. Jerome is kind of like a dad to Tommy and Ethan but that’s okay because he’s cool.

Tommy: I'm Tommy
Ethan: I'm Ethan
Jerome: And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boyz zone!

by mzntis April 30, 2019

caca blonde

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond

mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Blonded

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

by Odideus January 14, 2021

Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.

Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)

by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009

blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017

Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016