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Bendel

Bendel is a designation for an attractive woman. It is a very positive word.
Omg look at that Bendel!
She's such a Bendel!
by whythefucc November 6, 2020
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fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
by Trackblaster February 4, 2021
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Blender Magazine

Blender Magazine

(1) a magazine in a blender

(2) The Leaders of Decling and Idiocy Literature.

(3) The worst magazine you can read. If you follow, believe, agree, and read Blender, do not hope that you will become successful.

(4) Stupid literature

Blender Magazine is one of the worst magazines. They show their stupidty by placing top 100 best and worst. Sometimes from the best and worst bands to who pees the best/worst.

Blender has attacked some greats, good, and ok bands as being worst the bands or worst lyricist. They named the legendary group The Doors as one of the worst bands and Jim Morrison as one of the worst writers. They used an example of "Ramble On" by the Led Zeppelin as horrible writing. However, Blender Magazine has named the horrible "Black Parade" album as the best and puts stupid people like Avril Lavigne on the magazine covers. How can you say those bands are the worst if they are clearly idiots and avoided saying bands Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, All American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars were one of the worst. That is an example of how bad and avoidable this magazine should.

The people at Blender Magazine deserve a 1000 deaths and tortures. These deaths
ICP: They call us the worst so that's why most of the guys at Blender have a hachet through their head.

Guy: Blender Magazine sucks!
Jim: what are you doing?
Bob: Blender Magazine (1)

Rocker with a great rock band: They may name me the worst artist, but I pee on their magazine.

Blender Magazine(2): That's it my children keep reading it! ha ha ha ha

Hobo With a Shotgun: you better have sucked your last cock!

Blender Magazine(2): ohh, I hate you

Hobo with A Shotgun: *shoots they guy from Blender in the face and groin*

Guy: what are you reading?

Kid: Blender Magazine (3)

Guy: If I were you, I throw it in the trash or blended.

Kid: *Kid looks at the cover* ya, you're right, this magazine is horrible.

Smart Girl: What the hell am I reading?

Friend: oh a Blender Magazine (4)

Smart Girl: oh yeah! thanks!
by Sleez Boy March 14, 2008
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bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".
Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."
by gri-unit October 1, 2005
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Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
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wikipedia bender

An hours-long plumbing of the depths of Wikipedia. One interesting article links to another and before you know it you've wasted the whole day. Often facilitated by mild stimulants, such as caffeine.
I just wanted to know the difference between bourbon and whiskey. The next thing I knew, my browser had dozens of tabs open on topics including Aegeus the goat-man, the 1932 Summer Olympics, and a list of the tallest structures in Norway. I was on a wikipedia bender.
by double butt September 30, 2010
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