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masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.
Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...
by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
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bleavage

the line in the male anatomy that lies just above the hips and seperates muscular abs from the top of the thighs.
that guy has some nice bleavage
by girl from sacto July 24, 2001
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Bleavage

The crack of ones butt. also known as butt crack or "Plummers Crack"
Dude! Put away your Bleavage! , "I can see your Bleavage."
by Chris Cadiz December 9, 2008
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bleavage

Describes the rigorous bleating of sheep and rams when the sheep are in heat.
Damn! That's some serious bleavage coming from Farmer Bobs ranch. Those sheep must be real ornery.
by Anonymous October 8, 2002
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anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.
I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.
by LoyalOG June 25, 2016
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Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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