blartkin

Farting whilst receiving a blow job.

Either by accident or on purpose.

Honey...........I was wondering.........when you give me a
BJ...why not blow instead of suck?!?....it might work.

As she blows you RASP one out. "Hey don't blow that hard,
it's not a trumpet.....now I've had a blartkin

by Brucester January 31, 2008

Blampkin

When you get a blumpkin in the hamptons

Yo Kyle I got the craziest blampkin the other day at kates house in east hampton

by Renoldsmith November 7, 2021

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Blapkin

Putting a napkin in someone's mouth and ejaculating in it

I gave this chick the fattest Blapkin!

by Spefunk November 2, 2021

Blarkin McGlurkin

When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.

Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.

by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009

blapkin

The total definition of a poser. Tries to portray themselves as something they are absolutely not.

That one actress is a total blapkin- she thinks she has everyone fooled with her made up family lineage.

by Defnotablapkin January 1, 2020

Blarfkin

To receive a blarf job while taking a dump.
Combining the terms blumpkin and blarf job.

The bathroom smells so bad after that girl gave me a Blarfkin.

by Kudinger! February 13, 2010