Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

da bloop d blam

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

Circle of Blame

The group of individuals collectively responsible for the failure of a project despite the limited control, if any, the individuals have on its outcome. The group often includes individuals that were not assigned to work on the project, but were given official notice of the projects existence during a meeting, memo, or e-mail.

Commonly, such doomed projects are leaderless or have an ill-suited leader from the start. Ultimately, Executive Management hears of the failure and criticizes the entire group for their incompetence.

"Man, I hate getting cc:ed on an email. Now I am in the circle of blame!"

by Superdragout February 11, 2010

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.

Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

bearmode

Muscular for the purpose of strength, strongman competitors and Olympic heavy lifters.

Yeah, that guy looks pretty buff, but THAT guy is full on BEARMODE.

by Doug Demaro January 29, 2010

barmat shot

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"

A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"

by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013

blaim

When you struggle with spelling so we blaim you for being bad at spelling. Usually used to be a joke.

Lyle: I’m so good at spelling!!
Talia: you aren’t lyle..
Erin: don’t blaim him!

by stupid stannie June 14, 2019