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turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,
I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.
by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011
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Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.
Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.
by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015
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Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
by Rionox September 30, 2022
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Catches the blower

Is boring or disappointing. Always followed by a suggestion of a more interesting activity.
This catches the blower. Let's go get some waffles.
by Aaron Karp November 3, 2006
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Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.
me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!
by zspin1 July 14, 2014
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Blower

by WolfJames December 12, 2019
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Mud blower

Meh, she’s alright; I’d probably still throw it in her mud blower….
by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021
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