BLAME

GETTING A BLOWJOB WHILE PLAYING OR WATCHING A GAME

I WAS GETTING A BLAME WHILE WATCHING THE DENVER BRONCOS BEATING THE OAKLAND RAIDERS.

BLAME by WHERES_MY_BLAME October 13, 2013

Blame

Who's to blame for the for the things that happen when I'm not around... Is it me? Is it God's own fault for leaving Eve alone with the serpent? or the serpent for deceiving God?

Iam "It has to be the serpent who's to blame. Deceit is always fault of the deceiver."

Hym "Of course... but that's when you're dealing with fallible creature. If anyone should have know, it should have been him."

Iam "But the serpent has free will too. It wouldn't be fair for something that has infinite power act upon something that doesn't."

Hym "And the argument could be made that Adam and Eve had the right to know."

Iam "Hmmm..."

Hym "Hmmm..."

Blame by Hym Iam April 29, 2022

Blame

The antithesis of "Credit"

Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."

Blame by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

Blame Pence by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Blame Simon 

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

Blame Simon by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

blame artist 

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

blame artist by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

Blame-a-thon by rperazag May 15, 2010