Kai blaydon

A anorexic creature who plays valorent all day and is followed by callum dales

Kai blaydon eats man arse

by a w1se man April 30, 2022

blammonian

A person who plays Blammo

I am a Blammonian

by Navi Sorab July 12, 2018

Blandon

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

by Dozza13 June 2, 2018

blamonx

Term used by severely un-hip corporate dullards as an attempt at geekspeak; the appropriate term being hosed. Synonyms include: blasted, toasted, boned, took the pipe, stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done, etc.

Socially challenged minger user: "The file is completely blamonx-ed! I had better call IS to help me!"

by Miles Long Builder of Giant Robots September 27, 2006

Blandon

Blandon...this man is a living legend. The only man who can get a half pound of nugs for 45 dollars. Blandon Paulus is all things $v337. He is a master klepto and master li@4, but still incredibly leet and funny. Do somethin.

Damn, all my mother's jewelry is missing and I found a half pound of nugs in my bed, and forty five dollars missing from my wallet...Blandon has struck again.

by |34i77 June 13, 2004

Blandon

Blandon is a geek. He is always playing video games, hanging out, and being goofy. If you find yourself your a Blandon be prepared for being ignored and non appreciated. He will ignore you and hang out with his friends and when he is lovey dovey he will only do it in private.

God I can't believe you! Your such a Blandon!

by RespectThe_Drip KAREN November 26, 2019

blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

by Danny September 29, 2004