bootybong

1. a way of saying "a-lot"
2. can mean anything you want
3. NOT slurping alcohol out of a butthole

guy 1: dammit, i have a test today
guy 2: ouch, that sucks bootybong

guy 1: whatsup?
guy 2: BOOTYBONG!
guy 1: what?
guy 2: don't worry about it.

by merp1234567890 November 4, 2010

tittybong

An amazing bong with a huge bowl pack and slide. The only difference is this bong has a tit on the end to inhale throught the nipple and it is one of the greatest inventions in toking history. Mostly men buy the infamous tittybong but occasionally a lesbian might want to buy a tittybong if of course she is comfortable with munching of the carpet.

Ryan:Dude pass the tittybong brah I need something on Valentines
Steve:Alright dudeski but take it easy on her

by tittybong master February 15, 2014

bittyboo

someones "wifey" who women think is a bitch, and men just wanna fuck...hard.

Tony:: yo homes my girls jealous because i wanna fuck your bittyboo.
Miguel:: aye essay, i say you give er a go.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Tittybong

When one takes a beerbong between a pair of tits.

Step 1: fill beer bong
Step 2: girl removes clothing

Step 3: girl places hose between tits and squeezes

Step 4: commence beer bong...suck that shit down

#nipsoritdidnthappen
#learnbydoing

Bro 1: "Bro how many beer bongs did you take last night?"

Bro2: "Dude I don't take beer bongs. I take tittybongs."

by Bad words May 22, 2014