bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

Bitchado

Bitch please... this shit ain't complex. American Spanish for bitch. Kinda like El Niño, but bitch.

You are a bitchado. "What the hell is that?" Like bitch, but Spanish.

by Wrench11 March 17, 2017

bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch.

A bitchmade man is obviously inferior to a normal one.

by Jace125 December 30, 2011

Bitchmade

Relevant because of a female significant other having popularity or notoriety or money.

Nick Cannon was bitchmade when he married Mariah Carey until she went crazy and he kept his cool.l

by Lucious30 December 14, 2014

bitchmade

1. adj. Man controlled by a bitch.

Where's Michael? He's supposed to eat with us.

He's with his girlfriend at the nail salon.

Bitchmade.

by Bob Shutup April 1, 2004

bitchmade

An individual whose spiteful personality and attitude has crossed paths with you and your credibility unprovoked. Their demeanor has obviously been shaped by other "bitches". When they act up and ignorantly disrespect your *independent status*, the reaction is to dismiss and deny them as a "bitchmade". They are assured that they're not worth your time or consideration because they are in fact "BITCH" made individuals who you are better than.

***Sense when situations are playful, and disrespectul***
Dismiss and Deny
"So get the f*ck out of my face then, you bitchmade."

by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006

bitchage

First there was rockin', then rockage, then bitchin', and now bitchage. Basically means it's fucking awesome.

"We're going to the concert tomorrow"
"Bitchage!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006