biftec

A slang term used to describe a male that is being mean, annoying, or exhibiting generally unlikeable qualities. Often used to mean "jerk". You use it to describe a male friend who is being temporarily annoying. Offensive to say to strangers. It originated as a lyric from the long island girl band Siamese Fountain, and gradually became common among their fans.

John was supposed to call us after the science fair, but he didn't. What a biftec!

Did you see his outfit today? He's wearing red stripes and green plaid, I told him it didnt match. He looks like such a biftec.

by Moult Eclipse Alt LD July 15, 2005

Bifter

An exceptionally large line of ketamine/cocaine

"Henry get the bifters oot!"

"Thats an absolute bifter"

by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Bifted

Messed up; jacked up; skidded

Commonly used as "bifted up" or "bifted on". Present tense is "bift"

Person: *rips paper* "dang I bifted up my paper"

Person: *falls on face*
Me: "did you see that? He just bifted on his face."

Me: "Don't bift up the project"

by saywhatt September 18, 2013

Bumber Bifteen

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Dude look at that Bumber Bifteen

by KDB._. July 13, 2023

Bifter

The rocks or spots of bare ground that appear when a ski-slope gets worn out from over use, or excessive basting.

Watch out for those bifters!

by Sjin June 18, 2013

double bifters on the noggin

A stupendous feat of human achievement, especially involving two blows to the head of an adversary

"Woah, double bifters on the noggin" - after a particularly deft move at 2am in the morning where Sonic dispatches two adversaries by bouncing from one head to the other

by Chris, Chris, Andy June 29, 2008

razz up a bifter

To light up a joint.

"Dude it's morning, let's razz up a bifter"
"Already on it"

by withcrow October 15, 2008