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Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
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Biff Jansen

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
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Steady the Buffs

Used as a phrase advising or warning that calmness and good order should be maintained.

The Buffs (note the capitalization) refers to the 3rd Regiment of Foot in the British Army, later renamed the Royal East Kent regiment until it was amalgated with other regiments after the Second World War (the current successor regiment being the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment). Before the late 19th century introduction of khaki uniforms British infantry famously wore red jackets. To tell different regiments apart they had different coloured facings - that is to say the inner lining visible when parts of the jacket like the sleeves where folded over. The 3rd Regiment of Foot nickname came from their buff coloured (a pale yellow) facings. This name was officially recognised and popularised during the period when regiments were named after their colonel. There were two Colonel Howard's Regiments so one was called the Buff Howards and the other the Green Howards.

The phrase itself originated in the 1858 when the adjutant of the Buffs was administrating a parade of his regiment under the gaze of a rival regiment, the 21st Fusiliers. Not wanting to be embarrassed by an indisciplined parade he shouted out 'steady the Buffs!' to get his men into order. It became a common phrase in the British Army and was popularised by Kipling
"I can't believe it! My girlfriend has just left me, I've been fired from work and my dog has dog. My life has gone down the drain. I don't know what to do"

"Steady the Buffs! I lost my leg to a lion in Tanganyika but you don't see me blubbing like a nancy boy.

"Sorry, I was being a trifle self-indulgent for a bit there"
by oxocube September 1, 2009
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Biffler

The French word for slapping someone with a dick
I like being a biffler!” Said the annoying thot
by Book69boi June 17, 2018
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Buffsuki

Buffsuki is a meme from Doki Doki Literature Club, where the character Natsuki is underfed. Buffsuki is basically Natsuki, just drunk on protein packets.
Person One: Hey, I'm gonna look for Buffsuki, she went missing after Monika left the clubroom.
by Issybellana April 22, 2018
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biffy clyro

Jimmyjammy: Have you heard Biffy Clyro's new single My Recovery Injection?
Jimmyjammy: Yes, as i am talking to myself.
by Jimmyjammy April 1, 2007
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biffler

To biffler, is the act of slapping an individual's face with one's penis. The word itself is a portmentau of two french words.
After I no-scoped him on nuketown, I bifflered his corpse so hard that he ragequit.
by Destroyer Onii-chan May 10, 2018
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