bachtard
Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard
bachtard by musically inclined December 21, 2016
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blacktard
A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).
A blacktard is a retarded black person
A blacktard is a retarded black person
blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008
bitchard
When you want to call someone a bitch or a bastard, but you're not sure what gender they are at the time.
Bitchard
Bitchtard
A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.
Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!
She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!
Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!
She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!
Bitchtard by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009
Bitchard
A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.
Essentially: "Complaining Dick"
Essentially: "Complaining Dick"
Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"
Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."
Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."
Bathtards
Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
Birthtard
A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.
The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.