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Beegleing

Beegleing is the act of fapping in public. Much like planking, it has become an international sensation. People often get together in groups to Beegle and take photographs.

Their are 7 basic rules to Beegleing.

1. Sweatpants are required while beegleing.

2. If this is your first night at Beegle Club, then you have to Beegle.

3. Chat Roulette DOES NOT count as beegleing.

4. Extra points for beegleing on the bus, or lightrail, or at school, or work.

5. You must cum in your pants or on someone else's shirt to successfully beegle.

6. If no one is around, it IS NOT beegleing, even if it is in a public place.

7. After successfully Beegleing, you must yell "Beegle!" or "Beegled!"
I was beegleing on the bus, when the kid next to me totally caught me, and then I was like 'BEEGLED!
by mattross July 15, 2011
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beerlinguistic

A person that only speaks one language, but is knowledgeabe enough to order a beer in several languages.
Being beerlinguistic, is the most important information one needs, while traveling to foreign countries.
by Terry Endres October 18, 2006
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Beerlington

Another name for the town Burlington in vermont because of UVM people drink a lot of beer.
"Yo dude, We should head up to Beerlington tonight and get shitty and fuck college chicks all night"
by nanananana3 March 14, 2009
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Beetleing

Beetleing is a colloquial term which is used when reffering to sex. Most commonly used when one reffers to a quickie!
Rory - "See that elaine - she'd get a right beetleing!!"
John - "Nah the only one who would get a beetleing is that Jill!"
Alexander - "You guys got it all wrong, Lynne would get a beetleing"
Peter - "What about me???"
by Rory1992 November 2, 2007
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Beerling

A boy/man who doesn't know how to socially interact around vaginas. however loves the penis
Oi Beerling you nass kid
by Chazza b March 14, 2011
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dallis beverlin

Very awsome person who is very weird and hates a lot of people.
by Beverlin Dallis March 20, 2017
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