Behp

To show excitement after being relieved from a puzzled state.

Rhett: should we do this band thing?
Brad: Do submarines have screen doors?
Rhett: Behp!

by Joellen February 7, 2004

BEHZ

THE MANLIEST MAN YOU WILL EVER SEE! HE HAS A MASSIVE PENIS AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!

Girl 1: omg i got railed last night
Girl 2: was it by behz?
girl 1: no
girl 2: then u haven't been properly railed

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

behp

a quick little laugh, or to express excitement

john - "hey i just fotted", steve - "oh, behp!"

by dr. doop February 6, 2004

behzad

An Iranian synonym for "big" or "large".

Wow, that truck is really behzad.

by |AoC| JyL October 5, 2005

Behzad

Behzad is the hottest thing ever I wanna suck his dick until I choke.

I want a behzad right NOW!!!!

by Zesty buffolow November 22, 2021

Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 6, 2013

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad May 4, 2006