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Beasley Bunt

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”
by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019
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Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"
by Erl137 December 10, 2006
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Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.
Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.
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Beeble

When you forget someone’s name you can call them beeble. A friendly way to tell people you don’t know their name and a great nickname!
“Hey I know you!”
Oh yeah? Beeble isn’t it?”
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