A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.
"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"
"Dude, You got beershits."
"Dude, You got beershits."
by NayJosh March 29, 2008
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(stopwatch recomended)
Original: Good if you're bored or need a fast pre-game. Evenly split a beer into two cups with a partner. Choose a desired time limit (e.g. - 1 minute and 30 seconds) and within the allotted time both you and your partner must finish their respective half beers. Consecutive rounds are played back to back with no "rest period" until a player can not make the time limit. The winner then challenges another player.
Twist: Follow "Orignal" rules, yet as you finish a round, decrease the time allotted by 15 second increments.
Elimination: Split amongst a larger group of people (best to have even amount of people so everyone gets half a beer). This is strictly a race. Whoever finishes thier portion last is elminated and then the rest of the players move onto the following rounds until a winner is declared. Every round is to be played back to back with no "rest period".
Team Relay aka Flip Cup Variant: split into 2 even teams. Each player gets half a beer. One player from each team starts to chug thier drink. The next player in line can not start until the empty cup of the player before him is placed on the table. Simply a relay type race. The losing team must add the remaining beer (if any)from the winning teams cups to thier own ontop of thier respective half beers. Once again no "rest period" is allowed between rounds.
(stopwatch recomended)
Original: Good if you're bored or need a fast pre-game. Evenly split a beer into two cups with a partner. Choose a desired time limit (e.g. - 1 minute and 30 seconds) and within the allotted time both you and your partner must finish their respective half beers. Consecutive rounds are played back to back with no "rest period" until a player can not make the time limit. The winner then challenges another player.
Twist: Follow "Orignal" rules, yet as you finish a round, decrease the time allotted by 15 second increments.
Elimination: Split amongst a larger group of people (best to have even amount of people so everyone gets half a beer). This is strictly a race. Whoever finishes thier portion last is elminated and then the rest of the players move onto the following rounds until a winner is declared. Every round is to be played back to back with no "rest period".
Team Relay aka Flip Cup Variant: split into 2 even teams. Each player gets half a beer. One player from each team starts to chug thier drink. The next player in line can not start until the empty cup of the player before him is placed on the table. Simply a relay type race. The losing team must add the remaining beer (if any)from the winning teams cups to thier own ontop of thier respective half beers. Once again no "rest period" is allowed between rounds.
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Get the Beershit mug.An act who's insperation is derived entirely from the unclear cognitive behavioral thought patterns associated with consuming inexpensive malt beverages.
John: "you sure have drank a lot of Steel Reserve tonight"
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"
Result: A massive trauma
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"
Result: A massive trauma
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by Hoseph January 14, 2020
Get the Berski mug.1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.
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