beerspiration

An act who's insperation is derived entirely from the unclear cognitive behavioral thought patterns associated with consuming inexpensive malt beverages.

John: "you sure have drank a lot of Steel Reserve tonight"
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"

Result: A massive trauma

by thewisemancometh June 29, 2010

Beerspiration

That whisky-barrel BO smell that occurs in people who drink to the point that they've started to sweat it out.

Jessica: Man can you believe he said that to me?

Patrick: Yeah. All he does is sit on the balcony and drink. Try to not go near him. He's got that nasty beerspiration smell.

by RogueSun September 8, 2008

Beardspiration

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

by neenabub June 20, 2011

beardspiration

1) to find inspiration in another's beard

2) excessive facial perspiration due to an abundance of facial hair induced by vigorous activity

1)That gentleman had some wicked chops, I was overwhelmed with beardspiration.

2)boyfriend: "I'm sorry sweat heart, here use this towel"
Girlfriend: " you got your gross beardspiration in my eye"

by Lou DuVal December 7, 2013

bevspiration

The sweat that forms on the outside of a glass.

My glass is wet. It must be bevspiration.

by Krempelmom March 8, 2024