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Beefmare

A nightmare that comes about as a response to eating beef.
I woke up extremely agitated and yelling in my sleep. I suddenly remembered that we had eaten hamburgers for dinner. Must have been a beefmare.
by Bunny hug June 3, 2023
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Beefaroni

I was hungry so I ate a bowl of Beefaroni for lunch
by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007
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Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.
by UrbanTony February 27, 2010
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Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.
I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.
by rheadorange January 14, 2010
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beefheart

Part of musician and painter Don Van Vliet's stage name. From the title of a script written by Von Vliet and Frank Zappa in the mid-sixties: "Captain Beefheart versus The Grunt People". Where they got it before that can be found by careful research, but the point is it was a good-sounding name. Van Vliet said on the David Letterman show, when questioned about the name, that he had "a beef in my heart against this society".
Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" is a legendary record, but you can try "Clear Spot" or "Safe as Milk" first if you want.
by lcdn January 5, 2009
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brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx
Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!
by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014
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Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.
The incredible hulk is a beeftard.
by the duv December 24, 2007
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