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beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.
(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"
by Lucy February 16, 2005
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Beastageddon

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice
Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.
by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009
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Boatager

A person or people that regularly visits their boats ‘in marina’ and essentially are using this space as a floating cottage. They rarely actually pass the ‘pump out station’ and venture into the ‘big waters’
What is up with ‘Rain Man”? He just comes and sits on his boat and ‘goes nowhere’. We need need more boatagers like him to support the marina. Even during the summer solstice, he never ventured into the TO islands to enjoy the amazing sunset.
by intothefray June 20, 2022
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beastage

1. An act of wantom brutality.

2. A display of masculine bravado.
1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"

2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."
by Basin City April 27, 2006
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Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person
Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning
by IT Crowd April 18, 2008
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spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009
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Beavage

The equivalent of cleavage only the vagina.
"Damn, that girl's skirt was so short I saw beavage!"
by Salmiss October 29, 2008
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