What's the only thing more scary than a bear or a snake? A spider. Bearsnake is a compound noun and generic term for a spider, formed by combining the names of 2 frightening creatures of the wild, the bear and the snake.
Bearsnake is typically used as an exclamation when a large scary spider is spotted in your immediate vicinity. There are some notable exceptions however. You will be ridiculed if you claim bearsnake on a small garden or house spider. However, for a particular leggy granddaddy-longleg spider, you are allowed to claim legbear. The ultimate and fortunately seldomly used version is wolfbear, which is reserved exclusively for the mighty tarantula. It is critical to never falsely claim wolfbear as this can render your friends in a state of panic and possible medical emergency.
Bearsnake is typically used as an exclamation when a large scary spider is spotted in your immediate vicinity. There are some notable exceptions however. You will be ridiculed if you claim bearsnake on a small garden or house spider. However, for a particular leggy granddaddy-longleg spider, you are allowed to claim legbear. The ultimate and fortunately seldomly used version is wolfbear, which is reserved exclusively for the mighty tarantula. It is critical to never falsely claim wolfbear as this can render your friends in a state of panic and possible medical emergency.
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Get the Barfkake mug.Used on Neopets, mainly on a plot group. Also called BM's. I think OLDPD is the only plot group that has them. When a board explodes (reaches 500 posts), a boardmaker will create a new board. I think boardmakers are kind of useless, yet helpful at the same time. Some people don't deserve to be boardmakers. They say boardmakers are chosen from "among long-time, trusted OLDPDers." (copyright neopets.com/~andbu). Some of the boardmakers aren't even helpful. Some do deserve to be boardmakers. Those peope are nice, funny, and helpful. But most aren't. They just sit there and brag. :/
Boardmaker: Thinking-*Hmmmm...I'm a boardmaker now, so I think I'll post whatever good restock I get, and whenever I get a trophy in a game and whenever I win against a battledome challenger.
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