Bearquake

The worst natural disaster known to man, a cross between a bear attack and an earthquake.

"This just in , we have reports from San Fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! Remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!

by supermegadeathfuzz October 23, 2010

Beastquake

In the 2010 NFL wildcard playoffs, Seattle Seahawks running back, Marshawn Lynch, ran a 67 yard run, breaking 7 tackles in order to seal the win over the world champion New Orleans Saints. The crowd noise was so loud it caused a minor seismic event that was registered on the Richter scales around the Seattle area. Since Marshawn calles himself "Beast mode" this event is known as the Beastquake

"holy shit, that run caused a Beastquake!

by blacktoothgrin May 17, 2011

Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.

Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.

by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011

beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011

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by Berquate Corporation March 22, 2010

Beefquake

It is exactly what it sounds like it is.

Mike, you stinky bitch. Don't make me fuckin' beefquake upon you.

by Thickle June 19, 2018

Berryquake

When someone constantly calls your blackberry over and over again until you answer. Typically occurs when you are at work and have your blackberry on vibrate and it's laying on your desk.

Jeff- Man! She called again?! Talk about a berryquake!

by JZ Money14 April 16, 2009