4 definitions by supermegadeathfuzz
its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage
HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010
"This just in , we have reports from San Fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! Remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!
by supermegadeathfuzz October 23, 2010
medical condition defined by the expression on ones face after seeing an amazing rack. Bug eyes, open mouth, general paralysis lasting 5 seconds to a minute, along with euphoria, and temporary blindness are all symptoms of Tittie shock.
MAN A: Dude at the party last night , Ashley totaly flashed her tits at me!
MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!
MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes
MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!
MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes
by supermegadeathfuzz May 22, 2010
the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010