Definitions by supermegadeathfuzz

Bearquake 

The worst natural disaster known to man, a cross between a bear attack and an earthquake.

"This just in , we have reports from San Fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! Remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!

Bearquake by supermegadeathfuzz October 23, 2010

Tittie shock

medical condition defined by the expression on ones face after seeing an amazing rack. Bug eyes, open mouth, general paralysis lasting 5 seconds to a minute, along with euphoria, and temporary blindness are all symptoms of Tittie shock.

MAN A: Dude at the party last night , Ashley totaly flashed her tits at me!

MAN B: oh yeah her tits are awesome!

MAN A: i know i was in tittie shock for like 15 minutes

Tittie shock by supermegadeathfuzz May 22, 2010

red october cowgirl 

its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage

HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA

red october cowgirl by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

Tennessee traffic jam 

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

Tennessee traffic jam by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010