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bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.
Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012
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beardie

A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.
Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.
by caido_souls May 1, 2014
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bearderesting

What a bearderesting person!
by vyskol October 10, 2013
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Bardier

this bardier stay on the club scene
by Grecko666 June 5, 2018
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Beardie

Guy 1: Look at that beardie over there
Guy 2: Oh yeah. Sick chin curtain!
by buttluncher February 27, 2009
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bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.
I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.
by SeniorMus June 6, 2016
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Beardie

The act of receiving oral pleasure from a bearded man
Hey how about you climb up here for a beardie
by Goddess and the slaveboy February 20, 2021
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