Benson Milker

A milk chugging competition held at Trevecca Nazarene University.

Guy: Did you go to the Benson Milker?
Girl: Yeah man, they chugged 10 gallons total!

by bensonhallpresident February 13, 2023

George Benson

A drink consisting of vanilla vodka and half-and-half. The perfect beverage for "Breezin'" on a summer evening. It's a White Russian without the Kahlua.

-Man, that bartender makes a mean George Benson!

-I can dig it, brother! Next round's on me!

by KMBjazz July 6, 2011

Ragnar Benson

Pseudonym of an author of several books detailing how to make explosives, guns, antibiotics, and both nonlethal and lethal ways of man-trapping. All his books are published by Paladin Press. The NSA will have a van outside your residence within a week of buying any of his publications.

Ragnar Benson wrote:

* Acquiring New ID : How To Easily Use The Latest Technology To Drop Out, Start Over, and Get On with Your Life

* Action Careers: Employment in the High-Risk Job Market

* Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers

* Bull's Eye: Crossbow

* David's Tool Kit: A Citizen's Guide to Taking Out Big Brother's Heavy Weapons

* Do-It-Yourself Medicine: How to Find and Use the Most Effective Antibiotics, Painkillers, Anesthetics and Other Miracle Drugs... Without Costly Doctors' Prescriptions or Hospitals

* Eating Cheap

* The Greatest Explosions in History: Fire, Flash and Fury

* Guerrilla Gunsmithing: Quick And Dirty Methods For Fixing Firearms In Desperate Times

* Hardcore Poaching

* Home-Built Claymore Mines: A Blueprint For Survival

* Homemade C-4: A Recipe For Survival

* Homemade Grenade Launchers: Constructing The Ultimate Hobby Weapon

* Live Off The Land In The City And Country

* Mantrapping

* The Modern Survival Retreat

* Modern Weapons Caching: A Down-To-Earth Approach To Beating The Government Gun Grab

* The Most Dangerous Game: Advanced Mantrapping Techniques

* New And Improved C-4: Better-Than-Ever Recipes For Half The Money And Double the Fun

* Ragnar's Action Encyclopedia of Practical Knowledge and Proven Techniques (A compilation from some of his other books)

* Ragnar's Big Book Of Homemade Weapons: Building And Keeping Your Arsenal Secure

* Ragnar's Guide To Home And Recreational Use Of High Explosives

* Ragnar's Guide To Interviews, Investigations, And Interrogations: How To Conduct Them, How to Survive Them

* Ragnar's Guide to the Underground Economy

* Ragnar's Homemade Detonators

* Ragnar's Tall Tales

* Ragnar's Ten Best Traps: And A Few Others That Are Damn Good Too

* Ragnar's Urban Survival: A Hard-Times Guide to Staying Alive in the City

* Survivalist's Medicine Chest

* Survival Nurse: Running an Emergency Nursing Station Under Adverse Conditions

* Survival Poaching

* The Survival Retreat: A Total Plan For Retreat Defense

* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades

* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades (Revised Edition)

* Starting a New Life in Rural America: 21 Things You Need to Know Before You Make Your Move

by Raging Stallion August 3, 2009

Branson High School

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap

joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma

by mickeymouseclubhouse2 January 13, 2020

Barry Bee Benson

our all seing lord and saviour. bow down to him and worship the true god

i worship barry bee benson

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper February 27, 2017

tugger benson

wanking... you call it someone who bates profusely and has 'wankers walk' often complemented also by 2 inch thick specs but still cant fucking see

(shouted from accross the street) oreet tugger benson ... you off to a mass debate then son ??

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Dunn Benson

A Dunn Benson is a term that is usually unheard of for a black pickle or a crap.

Setting: Family dinner
Ian: oh my stomach hurts :(
Katie: have you taken a Dunn Benson today?
Ian: no :(

Katie: that will make your stomach ache go away.
Ian runs into the bathroom

Katie gets a text. It's from Ian. There's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Setting: Facebook IM between Ashley & Anders
Ashley: uggghh your so annoying!
Anders: what's your problem?!
Ashley: What's my problem! *rants*
Anders: Your being such a Dunn Benson right now.
Anders logs off Facebook

by IDavies32137 June 29, 2011