beanified

Having recently stuffed a suppository into one's bunghole.

Yeah? Well I beanified your mom last night.

by Gayb Astard March 4, 2004

beatify

To make blissfully happy

His company makes me beatify

by Pheeb April 13, 2016

Beanification

The act of a child of young age with the name or nickname of Bean grabbing your personal property to slobber all over it claiming the item and the items owner. Essentially claiming ownership and acceptance of the owner of the item taken.

I had a soda until the baby grabbed it and performed Beanification all over it then going for me.

by Lilliesdaddy123 October 13, 2021