Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

Flag

Get the Bagel-faced Dipshit mug.

Bagewitch

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Flag

Get the Bagewitch mug.

Related Words

beager • beage • beaged • beagel screwer • beagenz • Beagerness • Abby Beagel • genie beager • as a beagel • bagel

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

Flag

Get the Hungarian Herpe Bagels mug.

Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.

Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!

by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010

Flag

Get the Blazing Bagel mug.

Tiger bagel

Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.

Bro tiger bagels are better than cinnamon crunch bagels

by smooth99 July 8, 2015

Flag