Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."

Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.

by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022

Battlegasms

The act of of creating loud and obnoxious sex like noises to battle awkward loud roommate sex.

Sarah was so loud last night that I had to use headphones. The ass slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.

by StephyTephykins December 1, 2014

battlebot

Machines that kill everything, but in a good way.

Yeah, did you hear about those ninjas, some battlebots came and assimilated them.

by Leftninja April 15, 2008

Battlebots

The awesomest show ever with fighting robots

Dude, check out my extremely destrutive battlebot!!!!

by Battlebotkid December 5, 2003

Battletoad

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

battle goat

when two guys are each doing a chick from behind, but they are in the same room and the girls are facing each other and the girls' heads are banging against each other. and whoever knocks out the other girl first wins.

watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.

by goulet24 January 30, 2010

Battletoads

A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!

prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.

by lolicakes December 15, 2010