FC Barcelona

Depression.

The club I love is the cause of my depression.

At therapy
Therapist: So let me get right. You have FC Barcelona.
Depressed person: Yes.

by TeAmoBarca September 1, 2021

YURI on ice night in barcelona

THIS IS THE SCAREIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN I AM STILL VERY TRAUMATIZED I GET FUCKING NIGHTMARES DONT YOU MINORS DARE WATCH THIS SHIT AND VICTORS POSE IN THE END WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT IM TELLING YOU IT GAVE ME INSOMNIA I DONT SLEEP AND I CANT LOOK AT MILK OR SAUSAGES OR ANYTHING RELATED THIS SHIT WAS DETAILED TOO LIKE EVERY CREVICE OF THE SHIT AND WHY THE HELL WAS VICTOR A BOTTOM TF LIKE IM SO SCARED AND IT GAVE ME PTSD I I WOULD RECOMMEND TO NOT WATCH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YAOI MY DIDE LIKE IT WASNT A LIGHTSABER IT WAS A FULL BLOWN COCK I-

Should I watch yuri on ice night in Barcelona?

You: NO

by Hisokassock January 24, 2021

barrelling

Going really fast.

Shit Earl, we sure are barrelling down this back-road, you sure you know the way?

by Earl. November 2, 2008

Barcelona

Always messing up; choking. Like in Liverpool vs Barcelona where Barcelona choked in Champions League.

My car crashed! I just did a Barcelona!

by Barcelonaisbad May 9, 2019

FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona is one of the world's best soccer teams. Lionel Messi is so far their best player, and has scored many goals for the team.

FC Barcelona is the total best!

by 25IMF June 23, 2019

barrygina

A person that is so fucking simple they don't even know what a poached egg is

Hey man that crane driver is a real barrygina

by Da beer can May 14, 2017

Rain-Barreling

When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.

Dad: why is the damn water bill so high this month.

Mom: Jimmy has discovered rain-barreling.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020