Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

by Trab911 April 8, 2011

bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug

Chris is an absolute bartard!

by Jon Harding February 10, 2007

bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.

Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.

by Nick Beam December 28, 2005

Bartard

An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.

I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!

by mattbro10 April 6, 2017

Bartard

Any person that loves benzodiazepines and opiates/opioids.

I love Xanax and Lean. I'm a bartard.

by Laura Psychedelia February 11, 2022

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021