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checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.
Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"
by Hieronymus March 29, 2008
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Baggage

Noun
An issue regarding a person's past that can affect their current disposition: addictions, debt, diseases, bad habits, past relationships (significant other or family), or kids.
Fella 1: Dude, she's pretty cute. Would you date her?
Fella 2: Probably not. I heard she carries a lot of baggage.
by Acoustiklyfresh December 23, 2011
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douche baggage

noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.
by cynic4000 May 17, 2007
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Laggage Baggage

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players
"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"
by Scodez June 21, 2009
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booty baggage

When a girls shorts are so small or tight that her booty shows out the bottom.
Dude look at that girls booty baggage over there!
by Rem-n-ton May 26, 2020
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Baggage Stock

"Baggage stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "baggage stock" are the draft horses used to move the circus wagons between the train and the lot and in the circus parade. The other is "Ring Stock".
Baggage stock don't have stalls.
by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008
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handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia
Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".
by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010
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