"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.
Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"
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An issue regarding a person's past that can affect their current disposition: addictions, debt, diseases, bad habits, past relationships (significant other or family), or kids.
An issue regarding a person's past that can affect their current disposition: addictions, debt, diseases, bad habits, past relationships (significant other or family), or kids.
Fella 1: Dude, she's pretty cute. Would you date her?
Fella 2: Probably not. I heard she carries a lot of baggage.
Fella 2: Probably not. I heard she carries a lot of baggage.
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noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
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Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".
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