Bafonkled

When you are wasted and can’t think of a word to make it sound like you are not quite wasted

Bitch I’m not wasted, I’m bafonkled

by probablycass November 25, 2022

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Hindijew February 22, 2018

Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

Bamfuckle

Adjective; The state of being confused, or surprised in such a manner that one is unable to speak anything but gibberish - from the gamer root word "Oh Shit!" and the larper root phase "Holy Fuck"

Saving so much money that you Bamfuckle the cashier.

Paul; Whoa I just bamfuckled the cashier.

Everyone else; Nice!

by The_Ovenman December 18, 2013