banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance

I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night

by AM/FM March 3, 2011

Bathturbate

Bathturbate
The art of bathturbating. Having a wank in the bathtub.

“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”

by Laurben February 14, 2019

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Bathsturbate

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009

blasturbate

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

by gina February 18, 2003

Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010