Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P

Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."

by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

bathsterbating

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

Bathturbation

The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.

Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?

Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014

Bathsturbating

The act of masturbating while in the bathtub.

"Dude, did you see that video that was leaked of Brittney Spears bathsturbating?"
"Yeah, dude, that was revolting!"

by Thatonedefiniitionguy November 27, 2016

batsturbating

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."

by [e-mail] February 18, 2018

Rathturbating

Masturbating to a video of a famous historian such as Edwin Fenton or Jared Diamond setting the scene, all while chanting "DO YOUR DHARMA TO GET GOOD KARMA TO ESCAPE SAMSARA TO ACHIEVE MOKSHA!"

Person 1:
Is that a video of famous Historian Jared Diamond?
Person 2:

Yea man, I'm rathturbating. Setting the scene is so hot

by FlyingPot8o June 14, 2014