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Love balloons

by IronCamel September 1, 2003
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Balloons

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.
Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!
by Cattlerider January 7, 2017
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(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2013
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meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.
I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.
by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004
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ballon-knot

The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.
Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.
by poohbar January 31, 2010
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Ballnose

When a person (man or women) places their nose between the two testicles of the scrotum sack and proceeds to nestle with them. A back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. Heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it will tickle.
Person 1: Who would you rather be ballnosed by; Mary or Craig?

Person 2: Probably Craig because his mustache would tickle.
by Deelan Lawng December 18, 2009
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