Ballcutter

The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.

Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.

by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 22, 2006

Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010

Ballooner

The female equivalent of a boner.

"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.

by belch-no January 13, 2016

Ballcopter

A man with a long ballsack, long enough to swing it in a circular motion like a helicopter.

Kelly was envious of his brothers big balls & long sack often times his brother will swing his ballsack in a circular motion like a helicopter blade, Kellys sister in-law gets turned on by the ballcopter!

by The original ballcopter September 6, 2013

ballcutter

Someone who either cancels plans at the last minute or just flat out bails and doesn't show up for a party etc.

If someone does this, it is said that they "CUT YOUR BALLS OFF." So a ballcutter is someone who cuts your balls off.

"Hey did Tanya show up at your party?"
"Nah, dude. She's a ballcutter."

by J McClenahan August 30, 2005

Ballbooter

A woman who uses sneaky dramatic tactics to enhance her sexual encounters with internet, smartphones websites, and often lies to the guy she is with in order to continue her putrid existence until the guy has confronting evidence of her lowly existence, which she denies, then suddenly moves onto the next guy. Often these women use their children, and say things like, "Oh, you are the first one in ten years."

Friedrich: Hey Jerry, did you hear about Ginny?
Jerry: No, dude, what did she do now?
Friedrich: Man, she did it again. Got some guy to believe she was a celibate chaste by using those ballbootertease tactics again, and when the dude found out about her past, she started to cry.
Jerry: Yeah, she is such a ballbooter. How does she get away with it? Guess ballbooters know how to find chaste dudes!
Friedrich: Yeah, ballbooter logic. Yeah, ballbooter logic.

by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020