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Ballcutter

The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.
Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.

ballcutter

Someone who either cancels plans at the last minute or just flat out bails and doesn't show up for a party etc.

If someone does this, it is said that they "CUT YOUR BALLS OFF." So a ballcutter is someone who cuts your balls off.
"Hey did Tanya show up at your party?"
"Nah, dude. She's a ballcutter."
ballcutter by J McClenahan August 30, 2005

ballcupper 

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.
Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.
ballcupper by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008

Cincinnati ballbuster 

When you have anal sex for about five minutes,right before you ejaculate you pull your penis out of their anus,shove both testicles into the anus and punching your partner in the back of the head while masturbating until ejaculation all over his or her back all in one motion.
Wow the cincinnati ballbuster was unheard of on the porn scene until now.

ballbuster 

1) A female who gains power over a male by causing pain to his testicles (commonly "nuts"). Although it can include any kind of "nut" attack. The female most often employs her legs for the task, because of their relative proximity to the groin, and because the legs of a female have the needed stregnth to hurt a male without injuring him.
2) A female who humiliates, belittles, injures, chastises, dihabilitates, or otherwise causes distress to a man through non-physical means.
1) Guys ignore Amy's reputation as a ballbuster when they see her nice legs; at least until she kicks them in the nuts.

2) "That Amy is a real ballbuster; not only did she kick me in the nuts under the table, she used my weakened state to make me agree to her plan."
ballbuster by Regginald August 14, 2005

ballbuster 

(Noun)
(1) A very difficult and daunting undertaking;
(2) An emasculater; a female who habitually demeans and degrades men.
(3) Any authority such as a supervisor or a military superior who overworks or over-criticizes their subordinates.
(1) “That calculus course is a ball buster.”
(2) "She ballbusts guys by mocking their penis size and income."
(3) "Sgt. Whacko wouldn't let me take a break until I got the entire hole dug. What a ballbuster!"
ballbuster by Bill Peters November 27, 2006

ballbuster 

Female who enjoys demeaning males with mental cruelty and with a vengance.
Bill Clinton thinks Hillary is a ballbuster.
ballbuster by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004
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