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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

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baefriend

a classification or level of friendship in which the parties of good friends do typically couple-y things, consider each other their "bae", or at a level akin to a significant other; this term is neutral (seeing as gender is a social construct)

1. "Are those two dating?" "No, he's just her baefriend."
2. "What are your plans for Friday night?" "Dinner and a movie with the baefriend!"

by sassywordsmith December 20, 2014

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Baefriend

When two ppl only mess with each other... but don’t actually date. They are in a relationship without the pressure. Almost like friends with benefits

Somebody: “Are they dating?”
Somebody 2: “No, they are baefriends”

by janahkiss December 25, 2019

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Baefren

1. Someone you love who is also your best friend.
2. Your favorite person to be intimate with and spend all of your time with.
3. A person who has the potential of being the love of your life.

My baefren and I have so much fun when we spend time together.

Nobody is more special than my baefren.

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