bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.

by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009

bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.

Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.

by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004

Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.

"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"

by jimbo allen August 6, 2006

Bad News List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Nuestra Familia prison gang. Reasons may include dropping out, failure to pay debts, or failure to carry out orders. Individuals on the Bad News List are subject to removal.

Sombra: Odelay holmes! You've seen Lobo?

Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.

Sombra: Whad he do?

Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!

by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019

Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.

(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.

by MReilly July 19, 2011

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020