Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.
The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.
by Downstrike May 20, 2004
Get the Bad Newsmug. term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive
by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009
Get the bad news coozmug. Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.
by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004
Get the bad news materialmug. interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
by jimbo allen August 6, 2006
Get the Bad News Bearsmug. A list of individuals in bad standing with the Nuestra Familia prison gang. Reasons may include dropping out, failure to pay debts, or failure to carry out orders. Individuals on the Bad News List are subject to removal.
Sombra: Odelay holmes! You've seen Lobo?
Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.
Sombra: Whad he do?
Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!
Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.
Sombra: Whad he do?
Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
Get the Bad News Listmug. Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain
Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!
Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!
by Tiltied August 8, 2020
Get the Bad News Buffetmug. The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.
Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010
Get the Law of Bad Newsmug.