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Babydick is the phenomenon in which a normally endowed man will wear non-flattering underwear that minimizes the apparent size of his package.
Suzie: "So how'd it go last night with Jack?"
Rebecca: "Well at first I almost cried cuz he had total babydick in those Hanes (TM) boxerbriefs, but he just hiding.
Suzie: "Yeah, those had me fooled once too; too bad I didn't realize after I kicked him out and took a picture of him crying"
babydick by Antedote August 22, 2011

Baby Dick Rick 

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.
"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

baby dick 

person with a penis the size of a babys
baby dick by beans brah May 17, 2008

Baby-dick dick-razor party 

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.
"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

baby dick 

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
baby dick by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

baby dick 

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
baby dick by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008