Definitions by Antedote

babydick

Babydick is the phenomenon in which a normally endowed man will wear non-flattering underwear that minimizes the apparent size of his package.

Suzie: "So how'd it go last night with Jack?"
Rebecca: "Well at first I almost cried cuz he had total babydick in those Hanes (TM) boxerbriefs, but he just hiding.
Suzie: "Yeah, those had me fooled once too; too bad I didn't realize after I kicked him out and took a picture of him crying"

babydick by Antedote August 22, 2011

Hategasm 

A Hategasm is an explosive and immensely satisfying release of anger that usually arises when observing someone truly vile either horribly maimed, injured, or killed, often in dramatic fashion. Revenge movies are often geared towards the climax towards the righteous hategasm, at which point babies are often the victims of violence.

Bro A: "Yo guy, did you watch that episode of 24 last night?"
Bro B: "FUCK yes, I can't believe he finally killed that Miranda bitch, I was praying for her to die for the last 6 weeks"
Bro A: "Holy shit, but when he did, I hategasmed so hard I punched a baby"

Hategasm by Antedote April 14, 2011