bilf

Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

by just another cracka July 9, 2003

bilf

"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo

Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!

by squishy-tishy January 17, 2011

BILF

Baby I'd like to Fuck

Made famous by Stewie Griffin on Family Guy

Oh BILF, check out that BILF

by FG Fan January 17, 2011

bilf

an attractive bailey

"Wow is that bailey??? She's a bilf."

by big troupxfe May 1, 2021

BILF

Brother I'd Like to Fuck. not your actual brother, unless you are from Alabama, but someone who is close to you like a brother, but you also think he is hot.

Danny, in a complete non threatening way, You're my favorite BILF.

by DallasDolly September 10, 2010

BILF

Bacon I'd like to fuck

Dude, check out that BILF next to the eggs.

by NICANATER July 14, 2010

bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

by BassMZero January 17, 2011