Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

pounding acorn

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

azoria

Azoria is a girl that doesn't want much attention. She is cute asf and she loves sports. The girl is intelligent and sometimes can be shy but she has a nice set of lips and she is very beautiful. On the inside and the outside. If I knew an Azoria I would marry her.

If you know an Azoria then you are blessed. Especially boys!

by Jamesdarren123 March 14, 2017

azorean

Someone from the Azores Islands of Portugal.

My relatives moved to America from the Azores Islands.

by Stephii January 5, 2005

Azonto

An original Ghanaian dance in which involves rigorous hip movement and silly facial expressions.

The Pope Johns boy has some serious azonto moves!

by Azonto Killer October 15, 2011

Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.

2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.

Hey look everyone, I wrote a definition for "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit", aren't I special.

by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003