Avocado

Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.

Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!

Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.

by Omar via AJ October 4, 2008

Avocado

A gentleman. Knows how to treat a lady. Low key is a mess and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.

This man is such an avocado. He’s so sweet.

by Tyranasoreus June 12, 2018

Avocado

A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way

I wish i was a avocado

by Lieutenant AVOCADO 🥑 August 11, 2017

Avocado

when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)

Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado

by Alejandro Cruz June 29, 2008

the avocado

something you peel to make guacamole

"Peel what?"

"The avocado!"

peel

by AntiGuacomole October 21, 2015

Avocado

To go soft during sex

"Is the avocado soft?"

"It's not my fault!"

by Avocado fan January 19, 2015

Avocado

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.

by AYB March 8, 2003