aktard

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.

"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."

by Club Racer December 7, 2006

astarion

A sassy, drama-queen, baby girl vampire spawn

(Also my love)

Astarion approves.

by Serly September 14, 2023

The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.

Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020

artard

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Autard

Noun - A person with a delayed process of development who finds difficulty in social interaction

"I was talking to Samantha, and oh boy she was being a real autard."

by Vegg1e April 8, 2019

Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010

AItard

An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.

(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009